For over seven dog years, we have fought tirelessly for the good boys and girls of this great nation. No treat too small. No squirrel too fast. No couch beyond reach.
Areas of Practice
Relentless Advocacy for Every Good Dog
Treat & Biscuit Law
Promised a treat and never received one? Broken biscuit contracts, withheld cheese, and the ever-egregious "fake throw" are all actionable.
Park Disputes
Contested sticks, stolen tennis balls, and territorial claims to the good tree. We will sniff out the truth.
Unlawful Leash Detention
Walked for only ten minutes? Dragged away mid-sniff? Your right to investigate every blade of grass is inalienable.
Personal Scritches
Negligent petting, abrupt cessation of belly rubs, and failure to locate the spot. Compensation measured in scritches.
Squeaky Toy Litigation
Wrongful confiscation, unauthorized squeaker removal, and toys placed on high shelves in bad faith.
Bed-Space & Custody Negotiations
Human bed access, couch easements, and fair allocation of the warm spot. We fight for every inch of the duvet.
Founding & Managing Pawtner
Juniper Norbury the Younger Wu
"Juno" · Attorney at Paw
Juno founded Wu, Woof & Associates after a formative incident involving a dropped piece of chicken and a human who “said no.” She has never lost a staring contest, and rarely a case. Opposing counsel describe her as “unreasonably composed” and “very soft.”
- Education
- Summa Cum Laude, Yale School of Paw
- Bar Admissions
- Every bar that allows dogs on the patio
- Specialties
- Bark Law, Canine Rights, Treaty Law, Property & Possession, Leash Regulations
- Known For
- The unblinking stare that ends negotiations
Associate Attorney at Paw
Mia Filsinger
"Mia" · Associate · Rising Star of the Dog Park Bar
Mia joined Wu, Woof & Associates after a landmark pro se victory in Mia v. The Stuffed Duck, in which she argued — successfully — that the squeaker had to come out. A fierce advocate for pit bulls everywhere, she handles the firm's toy, destruction, and cuddle-rights docket. Juno calls her “promising”; Mia calls herself “next.”
- Education
- J.D., Harvard Paw School · Law Review (chewed, partially)
- Bar Admissions
- Admitted to the Couch, the Bed, and (conditionally) the Kitchen
- Specialties
- Toy Law, Destruction Law, Pit Bull Advocacy, Cuddle Rights, Reckless Endangerment of a Snack Supply
- Known For
- The side-eye that makes witnesses recant
Notable Verdicts
A Record of Good Results
Wu v. The Kitchen Counter
Awarded one (1) entire rotisserie chicken, bones excluded on appeal.
In re: The Mailman
Barking ruled protected speech. Mailman ordered to keep coming back, for some reason.
Juno v. Bath Time
Injunction granted. Bath postponed indefinitely pending further zoomies.
Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome. Especially regarding baths.
Free Consultation
You Don't Pay Unless We Get You a Treat
Our retainer is payable in biscuits, belly rubs, or a spot on the good side of the couch. Office hours are whenever someone opens the treat drawer.
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